One thing I can say about me... I'm very bad at writing these biographies.
Very briefly, though... I'm a 24 year old British citizen, also a Permanent Resident of the USA, and living in America with my wife (suntyger). Offline, I'm quiet unless I know people fairly well. Online, I'm the same, but louder. Go figure.
I have ascended in Nethack. (14th November 2002. Yes, it's important. Terribly geeky, but important.)